dirtybeach.tv carving sand sculptures – bespoke installations – with music & comedy

Dirtybeach build bespoke installations and wonderful creations all around the world. Our traveling band of artists, musicians and performers create merriment and mirth wherever we go. Why not join our tribe and show support for Luc by agreeing comedy is art. Otherwise he will go down in history as being the worst artist on the beach. But if we all agree to disagree that comedy IS art, then we find this man has more artist talent in his funny bone than Van Gogh had in his almost whole head.

And we must not forget the wise words of Keith Lemons late mother…”Life is like a box of chocolates, its not that good if your a diabetic.”

We can now support the memory of Mrs Lemon by buying Luc’s music album online for ten earth pounds. None of the money goes to Mrs Lemon because she is dead but it does feature a beautiful song in her memory. A silly, sick, song now world famous in the Isle of Wight called “Your Mothers Vagina” which poor people can hear on the youtube. You can now buy the full album for an Ayrton. It contains adult content. Please allow up to 2 weeks for delivery. P&P free to the UK and Ireland. Click the comic strip for more details…Please note this music album is not for children and those who are easily offended.

This page loads really slowly. There is a few original music tracks here. “LIVE ON THE SAND STAGE”